"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/18/2018 at 14:10 • Filed to: None
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"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/18/2018 at 14:10 • Filed to: None | 2
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Here we witness a rare Jalopnik writer (Species: Human. Sub-Species: Mich-eal Ball-a-ban. Gender: Male. Location: New York City), of the male variety. He is doing his mating call, he angles his hands on both sides of the mouth at equal angles. He does a loud groan, than a squeal. If he does the squeal in sequence with the groan just right, females of certain variety will come bearing gifts of shelter & food. After the female variety feeds the food, sadly father studies will be required to find out within the shelter.
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> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/18/2018 at 17:46 |
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Jason Drives was always going to hold supremacy over a Ballaban reality show about him eating and mating.